Here is my own list of ways how to get depressed fast. (I’m not really responsible for the things you do with it — just posted for fun)
- Never say ‘good morning’ and/or ‘hi’ when you go to work, do not smile and just do your job
- Stay alone all day, reading books and other boring stuff
- Play video games like Yume Nikki every day
- Listen to music which represent dramatic events and then think about it. For example: “I don’t like Mondays” by the Boomtown Rats. Listen this every Monday. You can also listen to Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2 every Sunday.
- Stay focused and don’t bother other things
- Lock yourself up in a room
- Waste your money on eBay for depressing wallpapers. They cost around $0.02
- Do things slowly at work. “Non-Efficient”
- Make people pissed by the way you’re behaving. Answer like a creep. “You didn’t do anything today!”, “Yeah, okay, see you tomorrow”
- Only buy black stuff. Black mobile phone, black laptop, black suitcase, black wig, black clothes.
- Read my blog everyday.
I actually laughed while reading this, but you shouldn’t take things too serious.
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